As a thank you to all the fans of things like the Late Show/midnight movie thingies, I'd like to invite you to a free screening of a movie in honor of my birthday. I'm not sayin' exactly what it is, but I think you can figure it out. I'm taking a limited number of invites, so if you'd like to be considered, send an email to email@example.com with your name and the name of a guest you'd like to bring. If you get chosen, I'll email you with the time and place and what to expect. In the subject of your email you must answer the question "Who's the baddest mofo low down around this town?" Make sure you email by the midnight Sunday July 27.